Possibly the worst hotel I've ever stayed in.
45 minutes for check-in, only 1 person working.
Want to use the pool, bring a swim cap or pay $4 USD to get one, can't swim without it!
The dinner buffet, it was my wife's birthday and the only dinner restaurant open was the buffet, the hot food was only warm, and honestly not a big selection. The price includes 1 can of soda, want more? You can upgrade to unlimited drinks, if you can get your waiter to help you with it, Florencio couldn't be bothered. He wouldn't even come to our table to bring the check, we had to go up to pay, then he started to care.
Free breakfast- raw runny eggs, the server asked if we wanted an omelette, sure, sounds good. After 10 minutes she brings 2 plates, with browned omelette in a pool of raw egg. I'm all for a"loose" scramble or soft omelette, these show a lack of culinary skill. She then tried to charge us, when we said no because we didn't eat it, she still demanded a tip.
Rude staff- most staff couldn't be bothered, they actively ignored us when standing in front of them.
Shower head- our shower was broken, the head gushed water like a garden hose, we asked for a new one but it never happened.
Literally nothing around, closest town is about 30 minutes
The tall gentleman at the dinner buffet was great and helpful.
There was a lady at the front desk that spoke English, she was nice as well.
The bed was great with great sheets.
Fast wifi when it stayed connected.